Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
I've been missing out
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby